Essay titled Myself

I remember teachers back in primary school used to assign a lot of essay-writing homework to us
Especially the ones that you have to write about yourself as a dictionary, chair, book and so on
Yea, weird isn't it? =.+
It's still fun to recall those memories though.
Maybe I should just write a short one now. LoL

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Essay: Myself

I live in a box
I spend averagely 20hours per day facing walls
I sleep in the morning
My best friend is no other than my very own self
My special someone is a flippable box with a screen and a keyboard attached to it
My backbone is a poorly-designed chair that is unable to properly support my back or I should say my entire weight
I hardly use my legs
I have a handy small box that only rings once every few days and sometimes once in a week and sometimes once in every fortnight And Sometimes Not At All.
My "food" are musics and songs
I only have French-Kiss with the things that PRACTICALLY digest in my stomach
I cannot live without electricity
My first and current girlfriend who gets to touch me so much introduced by my daddy is also the one who helps me see things better
I have to do my best in protecting my current girlfriend because if I failed to do so, my dad's heart will be broken into pieces
My heart will only be hurt that much when someone kidnaps or kills my special someone
If you want to know me more, open the box
And if, you too is in a box, open yours too