I told the biggest lie about myself

Last night, I went wandering around a shop after waited painfully for my bus for more than 2 hours.
While I was paying for the chewing gum:

Shopkeeper 1: Nak plastic ke? Want plastic bag?
Sean: Ah, tak yah ~
Shopkeeper 1: Cina ke? Are you a Chinese?
Sean: Ye ~ Cina. Yes, I'm a Chinese.
Shopkeeper 1: Ah, betul ke? Rupe macam orang Jepun je. (Smiling curiously)
Really? You look like a Japanese though



THIS WAS THE TIME WHEN I GOT A RUSH OF ADRENALINE OUT OF A SUDDEN (>.<) AND I SAID....

Sean: Emak saya Korean. My mum's a Korean.

Shopkeeper 1: OHWWWWW ~*
Shopkeeper 2: Ahhhhh..... Duduk kat sini? Living here in Malaysia?
Shopkeeper 1 & 2: (Staring & Smiling non-stop ~*)
Sean: Ye... (Quickly got out of the shop) Yes...



(>,<) Ahhh... That was so embarrassing!!
I can still feel that embarassment gushing my nerves now ~*